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"Mysterion Saves the Day...Twice" A Threadbare South Park Short I've read a lot of stories with Mysterion, because, as we all know, he kicks ass. But I've noticed a disturbing trend-and this happens in stories with and without OCs. In order to explain, I will write two versions of the following story. The first is the version that I've read over and over again. The second is the version that better reflects Mysterion's actual superhero role as laid out in "The Coon." This is not an attack against any specific story. As I said, this same basic idea is used in many different stories by many different authors, and I thought it'd be fun to par

Threadbare South Park: Valentine's Day Special "Dating: It's a Process" Contest Entry Version To ze lovely readers from the Kyle Broflovski Fan Club: This is (obviously) an entry for the Valentine's Day contest. The story is set when the kids are in the fourth grade. I feel I must warn you about something: this story is an abridged version of an "episode" of my South Park fanfiction series, and it centers around Kyle and an original character. Now, I can see the wincing and cringing, but bear with me… it isn't as bad as it sounds. Thank you and enjoy. ___________________ ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE—EVEN THOSE BA

"One of the Girls" Part 5. Kenny's Revenge "Guys! Guys! Oh my God! You are never going to believe who just texted me," squeals Bebe, jumping up and down as the other girls crowd around her. "Who? What is it?" asks Red. "It's Kevin McCormick!" Bebe giggles. "He says he wants to meet me behind the 7-11 right away!" "Lucky!" moan the other girls as Bebe rushes out of the gymnasium. _____________________________________ The night is dark and foreboding as Bebe walks down the streets towards the 7-11. At last she spots it. The lights flicker "7-1", with one of the digits burnt out. Nervously, she walks up to the building and glances in the

"One of the Girls" Part 4. That's Amore Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Charlie enter the gymnasium, which has been decked out with streamers and balloons for the dance. Token, wearing a tuxedo and a frown, greets them at the door. "Welcome to the Martin Luther King Day dance," he says in a tired monotone. "Please leave your coats in the storage closet. Direct all music requests to the DJ." Kyle, Kenny, and Charlie head over to deposit their coats in the closet. Cartman doesn't: he stays rooted to the spot, looking around the gymnasium in confusion. "Token," he says after a long pause, "…the fuck?" "What?" "Where are all the Cajuns and

"One of the Girls" Note: I know Bebe is a character that some people like and some people hate. Personally, I'm actually pretty neutral. I portray Bebe as a bitch in this story because it works for the story I'm trying to tell. Bebe is a character who, on the show, only has prominent roles every once in a while, and when they do come about, her personality varies widely. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society," she's a victim. In "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset," she's a bitch. I'm using "Bebe the bitch" as a character here. Part 3. Charlie Gets a Makeover Just after four that afternoon, Bebe and the girls stand outside the Old Navy, talking

"One of the Girls" Part 2. In the Hood The next day, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle are standing at the bus stop when Stan and Charlie walk up. Stan is dressed the same as always, but Charlie wears her hood over her head in a style similar to Kenny's. The three boys stare at her for a few seconds. Kenny glares at her. "Hey guys? Is Kenny kind of ugly?" asks Charlie. Her voice is somewhat muffled, though her hood doesn't obscure her voice as much as Kenny's. "(The fuck, bitch?)" Kenny snaps. "I mean, not that it matters or anything," Charlie says. "I'm not one to talk. And I don't even know what you look like under there. But it seems like wear

Threadbare South Park Episode #15: "One of the Girls" (TSP Season 2 Episode 3) This story is based partly on the premise of the episode "The List," but takes place after the events of that episode. Unlike other Threadbare South Park episodes, this is written in the form of a narrative. I am (slowly) making progress on converting it to a script. Part 1. The Other List Charlie May Pierzynski, Fourth Grader and Amateur Ukulele Player, stands on the stage in the auditorium for the fourth grade talent show. Dressed in a cowboy hat, a plaid shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots, she strums her ukulele, closes her eyes, and (in a childish voice with

Threadbare South Park Episode #13: "Girl Scout Cookies" (TSP Season 2 Episode 1) NOTE: I do not own South Park, but I wish I did. This piece is written in the form of a script. It contains naughty language and a surprisingly tolerable original character. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. Enjoy. _____________________ ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY THREADBARESP...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT BE READ BY ANYONE. Cartman, his mom, and Becca are a

Threadbare South Park Episode #12: "Hedgehog" (Season 1 Episode 12) Since I don't want to get called out on this again, yes, this story does bear similarities to the Season 2 episode "Spookyfish". But it is not structured the same way, and, ultimately, their plots are not very similar. _________________________________________ [Scenes in brackets are viewed from the perspective of the Creature.] ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS EPISODE-EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE-ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CANON CHARACTERS' LINES ARE WRITTEN BY 'THREADBARESP'...POORLY. THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD NOT

AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz jimbo itz kenny's folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding kenny u fokieng rok prepz suk!1 All day everyone talked about the Souper Adventure Club. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where…. Sp;ooky Wendy, Raven, Diabooboo, Kyle, Reaper and Kenny! (Non-Parody AN: Oh God, no! I have edit all of this dialogue about clothing?) I opened my crimson eyes. Kenny was wearing a tight black leather hoodie with pictures of bloody bats all over it. Under that he wa